Trite doesn't even begin to describe the following article. Which, funnily enough, is under 'Men's Health' rather than 'Opinion.' This is utter garbage. An article about why you shouldn't bring her to the gym. Because, naturally, she'll drag on an on about the other women there, comparing herself to them, not allowing you to flirt with and objectify them. (Which, as any upstanding man knows, is vastly more important that having a healthy relationship.) She won't listen to you, she'll distract you, and, worst of all, she'll be UGLY. The only benefit of bringing her? You'll be "providing her with the opportunity to do something about the hail damage on her ass".
Fuck this 'article.' Fuck this author. Fuck this 'news' network.
But thank you to MaU for bringing it to my attention.
Always happy to reveal the seedier side of the "fair and balanced" news that Fox provides. Those scumbag soul sucking bastards. Love em.
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